You would rather date that guy...?

To: Kirsten Dunst

You would rather date that guy then lend a hand?

You would rather date that guy than form a new band? (Ie: Wyvern Wulf)

You would rather date that guy and be a wuss?

You would rather date that guy then get to know George Lucas?

You would rather date that guy then live in a Mansion?

You would rather date that guy than promote a higher stanchion?

You would rather date that guy then live in a castle?

You would rather date that guy? Isn't he much more of a hassle?

I'm not up for a threesome!

I want you to myself!

Don't call me such a loser when I've got all this wealth?

Don't ask me where is it like I use such stealth?

You know better than that...

I'm the guy who wrote this song and calls you "Kissy Kat".

You would rather date that guy when I draw pictures of you?

You would rather date that guy then ski and smell Mountain Dew? (Ie: Aspen, Colorado)

You would rather date that guy and confabulate?

I have heard much better lies on a cheaper date!

You would rather date that guy and be one of the voices?

You would rather date that guy with such limited choices?