You would rather date that guy...?

To: Kirsten Dunst

You would rather date that guy then lend a hand?

You would rather date that guy than form a new band? (Ie: Wyvern Wulf)

You would rather date that guy and be a wuss?

You would rather date that guy then get to know George Lucas?

You would rather date that guy then live in a Mansion?

You would rather date that guy than promote a higher stanchion?

You would rather date that guy then live in a castle?

You would rather date that guy? Isn't he much more of a hassle?

I'm not up for a threesome!

I want you to myself!

Don't call me such a loser when I've got all this wealth?

Don't ask me where is it like I use such stealth?

You know better than that...

I'm the guy who wrote this song and calls you "Kissy Kat".

You would rather date that guy when I draw pictures of you?

You would rather date that guy then ski and smell Mountain Dew? (Ie: Aspen, Colorado)

You would rather date that guy and confabulate?

I have heard much better lies on a cheaper date!

You would rather date that guy and be one of the voices?

You would rather date that guy with such limited choices?

I caught you last night...To: Jessica Biel

I caught you last night
Fooling around
Walking the town
And dreaming...

I caught you last night
Howling at the moon
On a dog day afternoon
And I loved you...

I caught you last night
Basking in the sun
Saying you aren't a nun
Saying you don't need a gun
To tame me...

I caught you last night
Singing to the stars
Our soul's at large
On a special quest
To find a nest
Where we could rest
In a castle...

I found you something
Knowing what to bring to the table...

I told you something
Sounded a little sweet
Like your precious feet
Telling me a fable...

I wanted to stray
Longing for the day
I could get away
From these people...

I whispered something
In your little ear
So you could hear
The bells ringing...

Time to say goodbye
Saying nice try
With you I never die
As I caught you with my soul
Another potential goal
To catch you winging...