Capsize Me

Down a waterfall
I thought I knew it all
And cat's eyes capsize me

But the dog's heart
Is the greatest part
But you can't have it for free

And I'm searching again
For a feral friend
And I find one only in me

Today is new
Like the chosen few
You have to pay the fee

This is what I'm against
All this free pretense
I'm pretending to still be glee

I'm a little down
The bugs think that I'm a clown
But that really isn't my cup of tea

I'm walking again
In the land of pretend
And cat's eyes capsize me

Pick me up off the floor
Knock on my door
It's all about the chosen hour
It's time to feel my power!
Of a new moon walking free

You've seen these fears
Friend to my tears
Aliens love me

What is that glimmer there?
Is it red or golden hair?
The sunset is my time
To put on a show
I dream it so
And cat's eyes capsize me

But the dog's heart is like a sweetart
Candy so sublime
a lemon or a lime
If I find a good time
and life is not just such a bind

Make it better babe
If that's not such a slave
It's what all animals crave
Domestication to the wild

And the dog's heart
Sees through it's nose
See how canines shine

I think it's true
The thoughts made me blue
That I'm missing like a mime
But both dogs and cats
Can both have a good time
And Cat's eyes and a DOG'S HEART WILL ALWAYS BE SO SUBLIME

The Best

The best way to do
What you've got to do is well
The best way to fly
On your way to die is high
The next attack
While your in your sack
Is low...

The best thing to try
Is how to woner why
So slow...

Like Point Blank
Let's just be frank
and go...

Here we are
Playing a guitar
In tow...

Imagine this?
A power kiss
To and fro...?

Seperate
The imaginary date
So know...

Here is a quiz
To a given biz
So blow...

A candle
A light
A seperate nights ho...

Start again
With a better friend
The crow...

Listen to my note
A hope that is made to float
Like snow...

Inquire from the buyer
The best item in the show
Shelter and incubate
All the things I hate
That glow...?

Tip this canoe
Grab the oars and row?

Thread spinning the future
You reap what you sow...

Things and happenings
Like this
Are everywhere you go...!

Ponder anew
Like the chosen few
Pander with a barter
Better than a charter
So that you know!

J.P.S.

Song-"Everything"

The more everything changes baby...
The more everything stays the same...?
The more everything changes...
It all just gets rearranged?
The more everything changes...
The more it all stays the same...?
Life in the middle baby...
An island full of doubt.
Where is the hope for us?
Or should we all just get over it and pout?
Not me you don't...
Just throw away!
The more everything changes?
When will be my day?
I need help...
Just like any other man...
Living in a California world...
Made of quicksand...
Sitting here with my hook baby...
Find out what it's about?
There is a lot of bait...
Money in foreign places which I shout...
Get me to them sexy...
I'll give you your fair share...
Just please stop pretending you don't care!
Seek to dissuade it...?
Seek to invade it...?
Search to comply?
It's all right here before you baby...
Fuck that other guy...!
Like a heat seeker baby...
Tell him nice try...
You aren't Josh Shepard...
Not in a pig's eye...
33 years old...
Could be a billionare...?
If he gets all that money together?
Will he share?
Only one way to find out...
Give it a try...
Been sick for so long...
Fuck that other guy...
Pain in the ass bitching baby...
How sick is he?
If he has stupid problems...?
Then listen to me?

(Need an Answer...?)

The "real" Jessica song...

To: Jessica Biel

Ew la la la la Jessica
Ew la la la la Jessica
Ready for red
Sleepy head
In time we wed
But I'm still waiting

I'm talking about Jessica Biel
Someday she will be mine for real
Right now there is destiny in a duality
It's just a formality
Not distinguished by my animality
Justification's reality...

There once was a girl named Jessica
Who prattled round the moon
Everything was fine
Until one dog day afternoon
She hoped too much
And cared...
To find a prince named Josh
Who all the little gremlin serfs
Sought to squash
But he noticed her quandry
About eternal love
He thought I'll try that on
And it fit like a glove...

Licky Licky

Licky licky licky love
See the stars up above
Licky Licky licky luck
Just to say "What the fuck".
Licky Licky Licky lack
You just assumed I didn't know jack
Licky Licky Licky hound
Just another dog for the pound
Licky Licky Licky Cat
Or something else they call a "muskrat".
I don't really lick to love
I like to kiss and tell and hug...

song-GO TO BED IN the evening

Go to bed in the evening
You are a fucking disgrace
Wake up in the morning
Everybody loves your face
These are things
Like diamond rings
Bouncing round your head
Waking up a disgrace
Is better than waking up dead

Go to bed in the evening
You've had a grace
Wake up in the morning
Finding you set the pace
These are things like bling blings
Strutting through the course
My old way of thinking
I think we need a divorce

Master this and comprehend that
Knowledge is the key
Unlock a secret
Not such a mystery
Go to bed in the evening
Putting off all the lust
Waking up in the morning
Sprinkled with a little fairy dust

These are things from fairy kings
Sprites in the mix
Take time to make ryhme
It's where I get my kicks

Go to bed in the evening
You are a fucking disgrace
Waking up in the morning
After another race
Spilled milk
And satin silk
Are opposites on end
Rock this boat
Give me the bend
spend my time
In making wine
Distiller with the most
Talking about a money deal
I'll be your host...

You would rather date that guy...?

To: Kirsten Dunst

You would rather date that guy then lend a hand?

You would rather date that guy than form a new band? (Ie: Wyvern Wulf)

You would rather date that guy and be a wuss?

You would rather date that guy then get to know George Lucas?

You would rather date that guy then live in a Mansion?

You would rather date that guy than promote a higher stanchion?

You would rather date that guy then live in a castle?

You would rather date that guy? Isn't he much more of a hassle?

I'm not up for a threesome!

I want you to myself!

Don't call me such a loser when I've got all this wealth?

Don't ask me where is it like I use such stealth?

You know better than that...

I'm the guy who wrote this song and calls you "Kissy Kat".

You would rather date that guy when I draw pictures of you?

You would rather date that guy then ski and smell Mountain Dew? (Ie: Aspen, Colorado)

You would rather date that guy and confabulate?

I have heard much better lies on a cheaper date!

You would rather date that guy and be one of the voices?

You would rather date that guy with such limited choices?