The "real" Jessica song...

To: Jessica Biel

Ew la la la la Jessica
Ew la la la la Jessica
Ready for red
Sleepy head
In time we wed
But I'm still waiting

I'm talking about Jessica Biel
Someday she will be mine for real
Right now there is destiny in a duality
It's just a formality
Not distinguished by my animality
Justification's reality...

There once was a girl named Jessica
Who prattled round the moon
Everything was fine
Until one dog day afternoon
She hoped too much
And cared...
To find a prince named Josh
Who all the little gremlin serfs
Sought to squash
But he noticed her quandry
About eternal love
He thought I'll try that on
And it fit like a glove...

Licky Licky

Licky licky licky love
See the stars up above
Licky Licky licky luck
Just to say "What the fuck".
Licky Licky Licky lack
You just assumed I didn't know jack
Licky Licky Licky hound
Just another dog for the pound
Licky Licky Licky Cat
Or something else they call a "muskrat".
I don't really lick to love
I like to kiss and tell and hug...

song-GO TO BED IN the evening

Go to bed in the evening
You are a fucking disgrace
Wake up in the morning
Everybody loves your face
These are things
Like diamond rings
Bouncing round your head
Waking up a disgrace
Is better than waking up dead

Go to bed in the evening
You've had a grace
Wake up in the morning
Finding you set the pace
These are things like bling blings
Strutting through the course
My old way of thinking
I think we need a divorce

Master this and comprehend that
Knowledge is the key
Unlock a secret
Not such a mystery
Go to bed in the evening
Putting off all the lust
Waking up in the morning
Sprinkled with a little fairy dust

These are things from fairy kings
Sprites in the mix
Take time to make ryhme
It's where I get my kicks

Go to bed in the evening
You are a fucking disgrace
Waking up in the morning
After another race
Spilled milk
And satin silk
Are opposites on end
Rock this boat
Give me the bend
spend my time
In making wine
Distiller with the most
Talking about a money deal
I'll be your host...