Song-"Everything"

The more everything changes baby...
The more everything stays the same...?
The more everything changes...
It all just gets rearranged?
The more everything changes...
The more it all stays the same...?
Life in the middle baby...
An island full of doubt.
Where is the hope for us?
Or should we all just get over it and pout?
Not me you don't...
Just throw away!
The more everything changes?
When will be my day?
I need help...
Just like any other man...
Living in a California world...
Made of quicksand...
Sitting here with my hook baby...
Find out what it's about?
There is a lot of bait...
Money in foreign places which I shout...
Get me to them sexy...
I'll give you your fair share...
Just please stop pretending you don't care!
Seek to dissuade it...?
Seek to invade it...?
Search to comply?
It's all right here before you baby...
Fuck that other guy...!
Like a heat seeker baby...
Tell him nice try...
You aren't Josh Shepard...
Not in a pig's eye...
33 years old...
Could be a billionare...?
If he gets all that money together?
Will he share?
Only one way to find out...
Give it a try...
Been sick for so long...
Fuck that other guy...
Pain in the ass bitching baby...
How sick is he?
If he has stupid problems...?
Then listen to me?

(Need an Answer...?)

The "real" Jessica song...

To: Jessica Biel

Ew la la la la Jessica
Ew la la la la Jessica
Ready for red
Sleepy head
In time we wed
But I'm still waiting

I'm talking about Jessica Biel
Someday she will be mine for real
Right now there is destiny in a duality
It's just a formality
Not distinguished by my animality
Justification's reality...

There once was a girl named Jessica
Who prattled round the moon
Everything was fine
Until one dog day afternoon
She hoped too much
And cared...
To find a prince named Josh
Who all the little gremlin serfs
Sought to squash
But he noticed her quandry
About eternal love
He thought I'll try that on
And it fit like a glove...

Licky Licky

Licky licky licky love
See the stars up above
Licky Licky licky luck
Just to say "What the fuck".
Licky Licky Licky lack
You just assumed I didn't know jack
Licky Licky Licky hound
Just another dog for the pound
Licky Licky Licky Cat
Or something else they call a "muskrat".
I don't really lick to love
I like to kiss and tell and hug...

song-GO TO BED IN the evening

Go to bed in the evening
You are a fucking disgrace
Wake up in the morning
Everybody loves your face
These are things
Like diamond rings
Bouncing round your head
Waking up a disgrace
Is better than waking up dead

Go to bed in the evening
You've had a grace
Wake up in the morning
Finding you set the pace
These are things like bling blings
Strutting through the course
My old way of thinking
I think we need a divorce

Master this and comprehend that
Knowledge is the key
Unlock a secret
Not such a mystery
Go to bed in the evening
Putting off all the lust
Waking up in the morning
Sprinkled with a little fairy dust

These are things from fairy kings
Sprites in the mix
Take time to make ryhme
It's where I get my kicks

Go to bed in the evening
You are a fucking disgrace
Waking up in the morning
After another race
Spilled milk
And satin silk
Are opposites on end
Rock this boat
Give me the bend
spend my time
In making wine
Distiller with the most
Talking about a money deal
I'll be your host...

You would rather date that guy...?

To: Kirsten Dunst

You would rather date that guy then lend a hand?

You would rather date that guy than form a new band? (Ie: Wyvern Wulf)

You would rather date that guy and be a wuss?

You would rather date that guy then get to know George Lucas?

You would rather date that guy then live in a Mansion?

You would rather date that guy than promote a higher stanchion?

You would rather date that guy then live in a castle?

You would rather date that guy? Isn't he much more of a hassle?

I'm not up for a threesome!

I want you to myself!

Don't call me such a loser when I've got all this wealth?

Don't ask me where is it like I use such stealth?

You know better than that...

I'm the guy who wrote this song and calls you "Kissy Kat".

You would rather date that guy when I draw pictures of you?

You would rather date that guy then ski and smell Mountain Dew? (Ie: Aspen, Colorado)

You would rather date that guy and confabulate?

I have heard much better lies on a cheaper date!

You would rather date that guy and be one of the voices?

You would rather date that guy with such limited choices?

I caught you last night...To: Jessica Biel

I caught you last night
Fooling around
Walking the town
And dreaming...

I caught you last night
Howling at the moon
On a dog day afternoon
And I loved you...

I caught you last night
Basking in the sun
Saying you aren't a nun
Saying you don't need a gun
To tame me...

I caught you last night
Singing to the stars
Our soul's at large
On a special quest
To find a nest
Where we could rest
In a castle...

I found you something
Knowing what to bring to the table...

I told you something
Sounded a little sweet
Like your precious feet
Telling me a fable...

I wanted to stray
Longing for the day
I could get away
From these people...

I whispered something
In your little ear
So you could hear
The bells ringing...

Time to say goodbye
Saying nice try
With you I never die
As I caught you with my soul
Another potential goal
To catch you winging...